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"I'll beat you yet Ur!" Abiri shouted out as she started to climb to her feet after jumping off the swing. Ur was just a few feet ahead of her. Ur turned back to look at her with a big smile on her face.

"Hey Abiri I got a present for you." Igneel said walking up to the little girl and tapping her on the shoulder.

"What's that Iggy?" Abiri said turning around beaming a smile at her strawberry blonde friend. She stared at the boy wide eyed as he pulled back from her. He had planted a kiss right on her lips as she turned.

"That!" Iggy said cheerily smiling and giggling. But it quickly went away. "What's wrong Abi?" the little girl had large tears falling down her eyes before she broke out into open wailing and crying.

"Iggy! Why'd you do that?" Ur said running up to her friend hugging her.

"I didn't mean to, she wasn't supposed too…" he started. He reached out to hug Abi himself but she just wailed harder and buried her head deeper into Ur's shoulder.

"Stupid flame head! Don't make my sister cry!" Azan said coming down the slide and chasing after Iggy.

Iggy took off staying ahead of Azan as he was wailing back to the boy. "But I didn't mean too." He shot off a few fire blasts when Azan got to close. Azan wrote out the word rock and threw it at Iggy as he chased the boy around the play ground.

Mira looked out the window and took note of the children's seemly everyday behavior, but noticed something odd. Abiri was normally the one chasing down the little fire starter. "Hey Levi, Lucy… I think something's up with your kids. Azan is chasing around Iggy. And it looks like Abiri is crying over by the swings with Ur."

"What?" all 6 of the parents said perking up their heads.

Gazille scoffed. "My little girl doesn't cry. She beats the crap out of people who upset her." But everyone noticed him starting to climb to his feet.

"Normally yes Gazille I know, that's why this is odd." Mira said coming out from behind the bar. She was going to see what was going on too.

"Wonder what Iggy did this time." The mothers all said out loud as they headed out the door.

"Hey! Why do you always blame my son?!" Natsu shouted at the group following in back.

"Maybe because he takes after his father. And it's always his fault." Gray said shaking his head.

"Shut it frost brains…" Natsu started but got cut off by Gazille.

"If your brat made my kid cry, I'm pounding both of you." Gazille shoved his way past the fire and ice duo and out the doors. Several other guild members followed suit wanting to find out what had happened to the tiny fairies.

"Hey you two come over here!" gray shouted at the young boys. Not really feeling like chasing them.

"Ur, Abiri what happened?" Juvia asked as Levi and her reached the little girls.

"Mama!" Abiri sobbed reaching out to her. Levi quickly scooped her daughter into her arms consoled her. Ur hugged her mom's legs.

Iggy picked up the pace to out run Azan and climbed up into his mom's arms. "Mommy, mommy, I didn't mean to!" he sobbed hugging her tightly.

Gazille grabbed a hold of his son trying to restrain him. "What the fuck is going on here?"

"Iggy hates me mama!" Abiri sobbed, clutching at her.

Iggy's crying got louder at her words. Lucy tried to calm him down.  "No I don't." he cried.

"Abiri why do you think Iggy hates you?" Juvia asked very confused.

UR tugged on her mom's skirt. "Iggy kissed her and gave her cooties."

"I'm going to die!" Abiri whaled. "Iggy tried to kill me cause he hates me."

Natsu, Gazille and gray all scrunched up their noses. "What the fuck are cooties?"

"Shh, Abiri you're not going to die." Levi said rocking her daughter. "Its ok."

"Iggy… hates… me." She cried sobbing between each word.

"No I don't!" Iggy cried kicking his legs and rubbing his face in his moms neck. "That's not what Loki said!"

"What did you say Iggy?" Lucy said trying to get her son to look at her. "Did Loki tell you to kiss Abiri?"

Iggy nodded his head furiously. "Uncle Loki, said that if I did she'd smile real big. But she didn't she just cried. I made Abi cry mommy!" Iggy cried out.

"I'm lost, what the hell is going on?" Natsu asked.

"It seems that Loki told Igneel that he should kiss Abiri, but someone told Abiri and Ur that they would get cooties if he did." Juvia stated.

Ur nodded her head. "Uncle Bixalow said that all boys have cooties and if they kiss you that you'll get them and die." Abiri and Iggy started crying louder.

"I didn't know I had cooties mommy! I didn't mean to kill Abi!"  Iggy cried.

"Bixalow!" Gazille growled. Turning a dark and menacing glare on the man. He sat down his son who crossed his legs and huffed.

"Oh come on guys it was just a funny prank." Bixalow said holding up his hands defensively.

"It is unmanly to play tricks like that on little girls!" Elfman decreed.

"Bix I'd shut and run if I were you." Evergreen said pushing up her glasses. And he did just that with gray and Gazille on his tail.

"What about Loki." Natsu gave out a low growl, but his eyes were fixated on Bixalow.

"We'll take care of him Natsu." Lucy said patting her sons back before pulling out her keys.  And with that Natsu was off after Bixalow too.

Wendy stepped forward and gave a chuckle taking Abiri and Iggy into her arms, one on each hip, and shuffling UR along with her. "Come on Abi. You aren't going to die. I'll heal your cooties. She sat down in the grass and set the kids around her. Showing them circle, circle, dot, dot, though added a magical glow for reassurance.

"I open the gate to the Leo!" Lucy shouted thrusting forward her key.

Loki appeared in a flash of light before his master. "My beautiful sunshine, what service do you require of me… at…" he paused as he finally noticed the crying children. "What the heck happened?"

"Was about to ask you the same thing Loki!" Lucy yelled planting her hands on her hips. "What are you doing telling Iggy to kiss Abiri!"

"What I thought I'd be cute. It's always cute when little kids are all loving and kissing." Loki said with a beaming grin and starry eyes. "are you saying I missed it?"

"Yeah you missed it." Lucy seethed at the lion spirit.

"You also missed my little girl bursting into tears because of your suggestions Loki!" levy said sticking a finger in his face.

Loki held up his own hands in defense. "Not my intention at all. But, admit it. You and Lucy-chan like the idea of Iggy and Abiri kissing." He wiggled his eyebrows at the girls as Mira's eyes turned into little stars at the prospect of the little children falling in love. Suddenly Loki was down face first in the dirt trying to roll away from the angry little Azan who was attacking him. Before the girls could defend themselves.

"Don't be sickening that little fire breather on my little sister you dirty old man!" azan said punching the spirit.

"Who you calling old man! Let go of my glasses!" Loki shouted trying to shake off the boy.

Off in the distance a very vocal, "yeah! That's my boy!" could be heard.